A good lol

An Arab family were considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. Since most of the facilities were completely full they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa."How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful", says Grandpa."We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone".
"Oh no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here" Grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here . . . he's 85 and he hasn't played the violin in 20 years but everyone still calls him "Maestro' !"."There's a judge in here . . . he's 95 year old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honour' !". And there's a physician here . . . 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years but everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!". "And what about you Grandpa ?" asks the grandson. "And me . . . I haven't had sex for 35 years but they still call me 'The Fucking Arab' ".

Smile has the most powerful effect

Smile even if you have failed
Smile even if you have debt

Look at the mirror and smile even if you have a big nose like me
I would even try to laugh, cause nothing is worth it to be sad

It is simple but powerful, smile to the end of me
Smile even if your beloved one cheated on you
Smile even if your girl loves everybody but you!

Don't mind even if you don't like what you read
smile it might help you see what I see